Located in Bangkok, I thought i’d viewed a lot of the city’s seedy underbelly: of female blowing away candle lights employing vajayjays to help you club girls appearing me knob photos on phones. These types of moments commonly walked a fine line ranging from and then make myself make fun of and you will providing me personally the brand new heebie-jeebies, but the weirdest — but really unusually, more simple — experience undoubtedly is actually the amount of time I decided to go to an environment club only for female.

Machine nightclubs are nevertheless below ground.

After so many crazy nights (and hearing even more crazy stories from friends), I thought you could find one thing that tickles your fancy in Bangkok. After all, this city of around 6 million is filled with everything from secret SM dungeons to perhaps not-so-secret streets devoted entirely to prostitution.

Truth be told, not even. Just after a whole lot of Googling, my buddies and i also arrived only a couple regarding venues. Happy for us, whether or not, you to are around the new area of my apartment. I saddled up on a few martinis and you can went over.

We ended up in a building I know very well (my office! Just kidding, that’d be crazy.) — a high-rise office complex where my local bank and pharmacy occupied the ground floor. That was weird. But it only got weirder inside; when instead of the regular overflow of office workers, we found empty silence. The security guard slept in his chair under the glare of bad fluorescent lighting, waking just long enough to tell us to take the elevator to the top floor.

Whenever we arrived there was a print store into leftover, a nondescript work environment on the right, and you can a small stairways in between. One to staircase took me to a hall covered when you look at the sparkly streamers and balloons, as if we were headed in order to a kids birthday party.

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